he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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