Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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