suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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