okay pat passed out under dana's car
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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