It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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