: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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