Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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