Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
