I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
ugly people sure do ruin things
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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