What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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