After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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