Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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