so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Come see our sink grown plant.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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