my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
that is very illegal...i love you.
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