Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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