the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars