He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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