I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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