Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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