My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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