it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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