How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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