It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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