Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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