I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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