how can u be prego again
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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