dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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