You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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