If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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