His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
