Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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