is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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