How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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