He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Randomize
