Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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