friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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