Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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