R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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