I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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