Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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