i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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