3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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