I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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