I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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