Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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