quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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