I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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