I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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