I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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