i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I love having hate sex.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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