Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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