Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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