I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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