Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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