Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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