dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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