Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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